Two in the pink, one in the stink, and a nub to rub." -The Shocker
"I haven't been around myself high in a while..." -Justin
"So the Giants are going to win the World Series if they keep winning?" -Justin
"Woo! Cowboy's got it!" -Dave
"His hand hurts... imagine how my ass feels" -Josh
"I can't read... I can't read" -Justin
"I feel like I'm gonna trip soon" -Bill (while high)
"Daily Texan... where's that from? Texas?" -Justin
"Their bitesize, so we can't take bites" -Bill
"I'm stupid too" - Justin
"Where you goin with those McChickens?" -Bill (asking Justin holding cookies)
"Big tits big tits big tits big cock... WHAT?!" -Dave
"I'm going to Hayden!" -Vic
"Yank!" -Darren
"Man, I'm not a virgin - I've gotten a blow job before." -Darren
"Why don't we go do something - non-fraternity non-sorority." -Dave
"Yea that'll be a reality never." -Vic
"And look at that ass... It's like a big - ass." -Dave
"I might venture out as far as to say she's ugly." -Mike
"She's not ugly - she's just fat." -James
"I like chicken." -Josh
"That's what's great about this game... There is no LOSE." -Ian, about the game of beer pong
"hey justin(gay wave)" Fruity Pants
"Heads up chest" Tripi
"I cant frater my cables out!!!" Joey
"Where is my cheeeeesburger"Eric
"Damnnnnit ahhhhhhhh" Adam Fucking Costas
"Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress like sluts" Vinny
"That dude your fucking is 28"Adam Cockblock Costas
"I hate joe" Kevin
"I love you biggie biggie"Derrick(fruity pants little..mmmmmmmm runs in the family"
"This is it game over right here"Rich (every beer pong game he plays)
"I could of banged her out...ya know if my shoulder wasnt fucked up"Rich
"Man you have been working out alot lately"Justin to trippi
"Hypothetically speaking......"Trippi